I'm standing right here with the beer in my hand
And my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand
Big fat fingers pointing into my face
Telling me to get busy cleaning up this place
Fourteen days I been sleeping in a barn
Headache and a paycheck tattooed on my arm
Whistling Dixie with the Dixie cup filled
With the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chilled
I got bent like a wet cigarette
And she's coming after me with the butterfly net
Riding on a bloodhound ringing the bell
Black cat wrapped in a road map of hell
Pencil on my leg and I'm trying not to beg
Taking turns baking worms with the bacon and eggs
Now they got me in a birdcage flapping my jaw
Like a pretzel in the stars just waiting to fall
So give me what I got to get so I can go
'Cos I ain't washing dishes in the ditch no more

'Cos I ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk
I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't saying jack
'Cos I ain't gonna work for no soul sucking jerk
I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't saying jack
You know it! That's right!

Rocking the town like a moldy crouton
Flying through the air with grease
I got a job making money for the man
Throwing chicken in a bucket with a soda pop can
Puke-green uniform on my back
I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat
I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair
Running through the mini mall in my underwear
I got lost downtown, couldn't find a ride home
The sun went down, I got frozen to the bone
Till a hooker let me share her fake fur coat
As I took a little nap, the cops picked up us both
I tried to explain, I was only trying to get warm
I knew I never ever should have burnt my uniform
He said "Too bad, better bite the bullet hard son"
I didn't have no teeth so I stole his gun
And I crawled out the window with my shadow and a spoon
Dancing on the roof, shootin' holes in the moon

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