[Verse 1]
My baby's got, mm, two hands
My baby's got, mm, two feet
My baby's got a forehead
And all the chicken you can eat

[Verse 2]
My baby's got two elbows
My baby sure has a nose
My baby, she's got ten toes
And my baby's got a couple a' those

(You guys comin' to the Klan rally tonight?)

[Verse 3]
My baby drives a truck
My baby sure is good luck
My baby has a pet duck
And my baby is a heck of a fff…riend

[Outro]
Yeah, that's right
Somebody kicked my dog Mavis and I'm gonna find out just who the hell it was
I'm all messed up on cough syrup now, so just like, never mind