Ask me to dance
Ask me to dance
While the room around me explodes this is your last chance

Just 'cause I have one leg
Don't mean I can't twist
I hop along peg-leg style
And you act like I don't exist

This is a dancin' song and I
Don't want to dance all alone
No I don't want to dance all alone
Said I'm not gonna dance all alone
Cause I feel so lonely

Ask me to dance
Ask me to dance
While the room around me explodes this is your last chance

Through no fault of my own
I was born to this trial
Portable party, wallflower girl
Now I'm going to dance free-style

This is a dancin' song and I
Don't want to dance all alone
No I don't want to dance all alone
Said I'm not gonna dance all alone
Cause I feel so lonely
Ask me to dance
Ask me to dance
While the room around me explodes this is your last chance

Joe: "What's a girl to do if she only has one leg?"
Rodney: "Well, I imagine she could join a convent!"

Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh
Ask me to dance
Ask me to dance
Ask me to dance, ask me to
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Dance