There's a little man in my head
And he's drunk all of the time
He sits there on a bench
Holdin' a monkey wrench
Sometimes he beats it against my mind

There's a little man in my head
And I don't think he likes it there
I do bad things but it's his fault
And he knows he can't get caught
That little man, he just don't play fair

There's a little man in my head
And he must have lived in someone's head before
'Cause I was born in '63
And he's only been there since '74

There's a little man in my head
And I don't think he understands me
We've got no common ground
On which to work around
He gets so bored when I watch TV

There's a little man in my head
And I don't think that he'll ever die
When he takes control
He really takes his toll
It's enough to make a grown man cry
There's a little man in my head
And I wish he'd find another home
There's a little man in my head
And now I'll never be alone

Richard Speck has got a little man in his head
Louis Farrakhan has got a little man in his head
Frank Rizzo has got a little man in his head
Squeaky Fromm has got a little man in her head
Jim Jones had a little man in his head
Richard Ramirez has got a little man in his head
Ted Bundy had a little man in his head
Dan Quayle's got a little man in his head
And I don't know...
How 'bout you?
Maybe you've got a man in your head too

(Almost indecipherable gibberish)

Stayed up real late
And watched the Charles Bronson film festival

There's a little man in my head
And he must have lived in someone's head before
'Cause I was born in '63
And he's only been there since '74