Gotta go somewhere when you die
So why not see the world through jellyfish eyes?

Jellyfish Heaven, where jellyfish go
To get away from Mormons and drunk Eskimos
Jellyfish Heaven is a lot Like L.A. ​

If you're bad, you’ll go to Hell
Pink jellyfish will sting you and your body will swell

Jellyfish Heaven in the big blue sea
Where it's too cold to surf and it's too warm to ski
Jellyfish Heaven is full of dead jellyfish

People always saying, "I won't eat jellyfish
'Cause they ain't got no bones and you can't make a wish"
People always shouting, "Don't go swimming near those things!"
But when they're close to dying, you can hear them sing

Jellyfish Heaven is not like Japan
Jellyfish Heaven is not like Thailand
Jellyfish Heaven is a lot like L.A. ​

Sweet jellyfish!
Sweet jellyfish!
I've been dazed and confused for so long it's not true
I wanted a jellyfish, never bargained for you
Lots of people talking, few of them know
Soul of a jellyfish was created below!
Papa don't preach! I'm gonna keep my jellyfish!
I've been tied to the jellyfish
Tied to the jellyfish
Tied to the jellyfish
Oh Lord, I feel like I'm dying...