[Intro]
I am old and cannot control my anus, a-a-nus
I am old and cannot control my anus, a-a-nus

[Post-Chorus]
Anus, An-ah-hus
Anus, An-ah-hus
Anus, An-ah-hus
Anus, An-ah-hus
Anus, An-ah-hus
Anus, An-ah-hus
Anus, An-ah-hus
Anus, An-ah-hus

[Verse]
When I crap my pants I am ready
Weather it be solid or a spray
Forgive me for wearing this adult diaper
But at my age my sphincter betrays me

[Pre-Chorus]
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh. I Just made brown
Just went to brown town
Oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh. Please change me now
Change me now!
[Chorus]
I'm just a wrinkled fool
Whose backside is so cruel
I can't control my anus baby
I'm just a wrinkled fool
Whose backsiede is so cruel
I can't control my anus baby
I am old and cannot control my anus, a-a-nus
I am old and cannot control my anus, a-a-nus

[Breakdown]
Don't mind that horrible scent, that's just me crapping my pants
Spray some febreeze in the air, and you'll be fine! (2X)

[Bridge]
Don't know what to do
No matter what I cannot control you
This diaper is my virtue
My anus is the demon of doo-doo
Old, I cannot control

[Chorus]
I'm just a wrinkled fool
Whose backsiede is so cruel
I can't control my anus baby
I'm just a wrinkled fool
Whose backside is so cruel
I can't control my anus baby
I am old and cannot control my anus a-a-nus
I am old and cannot control my anus a-a-nus
[Post-Chorus]
Anus, An-ah-hus
Anus, An-ah-hus
Anus, An-ah-hus
Anus, An-ah-hus