[Intro: Bart Baker as Kanye West, Backup Vocals by Shani Shousterman]
Uh Huh Honey
This video might be the worst thing in history
Even worse than when I asked Kim to marry me
Bound
Douchbags in love, B, B, B, B, B
Bound
Douchbags in love, Uh Huh Honey

[Verse 1: Kanye West, AlphaCat as Barack Obama]
Why am I inside a 90's screensaver?
These backgrounds look like old Windows wallpaper
I'm losing my brain, this concept is trash
Why the hell am I dressed up like a lumberjack?
I know that I'm a narcissistic psycho
Ignorant, going on rants at every show
Even the president said I'm a jackass
It's a true fact, the whole country knows that
I think I'm a lyrical genius, but why?
Most of the lyrics in this song would make Pac cry
And how come Kim looks like a wannabe J Lo?
Only thing bigger than her ass is my еgo
Uh, I'm so childish
If you critique me, I'll fucking lose it
Throw a tantrum likе a 5-year-old kid
And that's the reason why, I am a gay fish
[Chorus: Bart Baker as Charlie Wilson, Backup Vocals]
Kim K, and Kanye, together
Is damn sure to make the world throw up
Please save us, God
Uh Huh Honey

[Verse 2: Kanye West]
This just turned into a gross sex tape
Ya might as well call me the new Ray J
But hey, that's how Kim got famous
I mean damn, might as well show off her only true talent
Yes, we named our Kimyaby North West
And yes, it's because we're smug and mindless
But hey, who wouldn't want their first kid
To be named, after a direction?
And I think that I am the black Jesus
Why you think I named my new album Yeezus?
Now it's my time to die for your sins
Watch out God, here comes Kanye bitch

[Chorus: Charlie Wilson, Backup Vocals]
Kanye, is dead now
He's flying, through the clouds
This is really messed up
Heaven is, fucked
Uh Huh Honey