[Verse 1]
Hello, what the hell am I doing here?
That's a really nice suit, this is a really comfortable chair
See, I don't know if you can help me or not
Cause I don't feel sick, no I don't feel sick

[Pre-Chorus]
But the pains in my head have almost put me underground

[Verse 2]
I don't really care if I am healthy or not
Just clean my head up, doc, I'll give you anything you want
See, I don't know why I don't fall in love
Well, maybe I know why, and maybe you could make it stop

[Pre-Chorus]
We'll cut it up and bury it and leave it underground
And I'll take to wishing and fall under sleeping safe and sound

[Chorus]
Just give me medicine, prescribe me anything
Just knock me out and walk me through the door
Well I have no desire
To see through my own eyes anymore

[Verse 3]
Hello, what the hell are you doing here?
You made a really strange face, this is a really uncomfortable air
I see I'm boring you, maybe I bore myself too
That's why I need help, I'm cleaning blood off dusty shelves
[Pre-Chorus]
I've been cut up in this room so many times it might take days
And those stress cracks in the wood, how nicely they soak up the stains

[Chorus]
Just give me medicine, prescribe me anything
Just knock me out and walk me through the door
Well I have no desire
To see through my own eyes anymore

[Outro]
Been telling myself these jokes for so long, well so long
I'm a has-been who is heckled on the stage
Been telling myself these jokes for so long, well so long
I'm a has-been who is heckled on this stage