[Intro]
Imagine a world with no heteros
Got Apple Pay on my telephone
I'm on my way to get my pills
Gone to drag brunch with all my girls

[Verse 1]
I screamed, I woke up
I'm covered with cold sweat
That guy! Yes, that heterosexual guy!
His hands were on my thighs
We were in a shitty club
Surrounded by a sea of his hetero friends!

[Interlude]
LGBT
OBGYN
If you know, you know
If you don't, you don't

[Chorus]
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'causе I'm bored (Bored)
Cunty (Cunty)
Sexy (Sеxy)
[Verse 2]
I fuck around till figure out but they get in my way
Got me traumatized, I cry a lot until it goes away
Chase me to the club at 2 o'clock and I am already drunk
Push me to the wall, emotional, but I don't give a fuck

[Chorus]
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'cause I'm messy (Messy)
Funny (Funny)
Scary (Scary)

[Bridge]
Rhinestones? True
Pronouns? True
Dry bar? Not true
But margaritas? True
Crop top? True
Haus Labs? True
Sephora? Not true
But what is even true?

[Chorus]
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'cause I'm bored (Bored)
Cunty (Cunty)
Sexy (Sexy)
Let's hope heteros fail (Fail)
Learn (Learn)
Retire (Retire)
They're intimidated 'cause I'm messy (Messy)
Funny (Funny)
Scary (Scary)
[Outro]
(Let's hope heteros fail, learn, retire)