Alice Longyu Gao
MONK
[Intro]
I'd love to hang out with my friends
But if I leave my house, I will get nothing done
I vacuum my carpet and fold my laundry
Keeping my space clean reduces the risk of triggering my depression
I no longer enjoying drinking and smoking
I look silly when I am drunk
And I'd like to be calm

[Verse 1]
Inside my head, English voice
Inside my heart, English boys
Drowning in this English noise
Drowning in this (Woah)
Hey I turn off my AC
Don't waste electricity
I am sweating in the dark
Sweating in the dark

[Pre-Chorus]
La-la-la-la, happy Alice
She is drinking rich bitch juice
Hahaha, you don't know me
I am emo just like you

[Chorus]
Ah, ah
Climate change, ah
Ah, ah
World war III, ahh
[Verse 2]
I just got a call from Grandma
She is worried about me
She says, "You need to get married"
"Have a kid and family"
Grandma, grandma can't you see?
I'm a fucking prodigy
Grandma, grandma can't you see?
I am making history

[Chorus]
Ah, ah
Climate change, ah
Ah, ah
World war III, ahh

[Interlude]
When people are surprised
They no longer say, "Oh my God"
They say, "Oh my G-A-O"

[Outro]
Ah, ah
I don't have health insurance
Ah, ah
I wish I was a monk