[Intro: Flavor Flav]
Yeah
It's the Flav, homes, cold chillin' in effect

[Skit]
Public Enemy
Ah, in their music, ah, kinda rabble rousing
They, ah, talk about, ah
Well, things like
You know, the white media has been very upset about some of the things you say in your songs
We're gonna get some calls from people who are very upset by the things you're saying
You're on the air, hello?
Yes, hello?
Yes?
Ah, I've seen these guys, I saw 'em warm up for the Beastie Boys last year
How were they?
How were they? I thought it was one of the most appalling things I have ever seen
There were two gentlemen in cages on either side of the stage with fake Uzis
There were, ah, Jesus, it, it was unbelievable
And when I see somebody who's wearing one of their shirts, I think that they're scum too
Hello?
PE in full effect, brother
Hello?
Yo, why do you even pay homage to these people by putting these monkeys on?
Hello? Hello?
Didn't have the guts to tell him that he doesn't know what he's talking about
Hello?
Terminator X
Thank you
Terminator X is one of the members of the group
On the air, on the air, on the air
Go back to Africa?
Okay, we're going to, uh, haha
Believe me, when we go to these phones, people are gonna tell you to do just that, Chuck
Hello? (Yes, hello?)
Yes, um, I think that white liberals like yourself have difficulty understanding that Chuck's views represent, uh
The frustrations of the majority of Black youth out there today
I do understand that
Yeah, but before he came on, you were branding
Well, if you had read the stuff I'd read about him
Ah, and the way he's been portrayed in the American, uh, press