[Verse 1]
He be the count of Monte Cristo
Could be a quake any day
Maybe somebody from Siam
Begin the era of a new Reich

[Pre-Chorus]
Keeps lickin' all the honey
Chewin' up the fat he rakes
Instead of sendin' to the lions
They cover him with praise

[Chorus]
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail

[Verse 2]
Down at the epicenter, things started heatin' up
Rockin' up the Richter scale
Swingin' in the chariot, around and around, we go
The senators rehearse the tale
[Pre-Chorus]
Starrin' in the coliseum
Tied upon the rack
Up, comes the thumb of Caesar
To stab you in the back

[Chorus]
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Down at the epicenter, things started heatin' up
Rockin' on the Richter scale
Swingin' in the chariot, around and around, we go
As the senators rehearse the tale
Watch out, Caesar
Watch out, Caesar
I said "hail"
I said "hail"
I said "hail"
I said "hail"
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
Hail
[Instrumental Break]
Hail
Hail
Hail

[Chorus]
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail
All hail Caesar
Hail
Hail

[Outro]
You need eyes in the back of your head, boy
Or you're dead