[Intro]
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait 'til Christmastime
When I can roll you in the hay

[Verse 1]
Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love 'em and leave 'em, on with the show, yeah

[Interlude]
Ah-haha, yeah
All right

[Verse 2]
Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Want to be in Heaven with three in a bed
Said, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
[Chorus]
I want a mistress for Christmas
I want a mistress for Christmas

[Bridge]
Oh, yeah
Haha, yeah
I want a mistress for Christmas
Come on

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah
Alright

[Pre-Chorus]
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
(Mistress) He got it, and I want it
(For Christmas) They got it, and I can't have it
(Mistress) But I want it, it don't matter
(For Christmas) She got it, and I can't get a
[Chorus]
Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talkin' about
Mistress for Christmas (Haha)
You got to send her down, you got to send her down
Mistress for Christmas
I want the woman in red at the bottom of my bed
Mistress for Christmas

[Outro]
I can hear you comin' down my smoke stack, yeah
I want to ride on your reindeer, honey, and ring my bells, yeah