[Verse 1]
If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
He's givin' you the blues
You wanna graduate, but not in his bed
Here's what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I'm always home
Call me anytime

[Pre-Chorus]
Just ring: 3-6, 2-4, 3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime

[Chorus]
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

[Verse 2]
You got problems in your life of love?
You got a broken heart?
He's double dealin' with your bеst friend
That's when the tеardrops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone
Or make a social call
[Pre-Chorus]
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, hey

[Chorus]
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (Oh)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

[Guitar Solo]
(Oh, yeah)

[Verse 3]
If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain't got the guts
She keeps naggin' at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It's time you made a stand

[Pre-Chorus]
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back-door man, hey
[Chorus]
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap (Yeah)
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap

[Bridge]
Concrete shoes, cyanide
TNT (Done dirt cheap), ooh
Neck ties, contracts
High voltage (Done dirt cheap)

[Outro]
Dirty deeds
Done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, oh
Oh, done dirt cheap, yeah
Dirty deeds, do anythin' you want me to
Done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Yeah!