[Hook]
Lando Commando, he’s as cool as Coolio
Lando Commando, you might think he’s a foolio
Lando Commando, he’s as cool as Coolio
Lando Commando, everybody says he’s dumb, but no!

[Verse]
Lando Commando is really cool
Getting that dough while leaving school
Getting all the hoes cause he ain’t a fool
Watching some shows cause he is so cool
Lando Commando
Remember the name, playing the banjo who’s to blame?
Riding a rhino, deciding to borrow
A crossbow with some ammo
On a fucking cargo

[Hook]
Lando Commando, he’s as cool as Coolio
Lando Commando, you might think he’s a foolio
Lando Commando, he’s as cool as Coolio
Lando Commando, everybody says he’s dumb, but no!