[Intro: Continuing from Iconic]
-picker (This is a secret message)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Hook]
Better not make fun of me, I’m just a kid
I’m turnin’ evil just like I’m Sid
Ayden Davis should be gettin’ rid of
Ayden Davis is so fat, he can not be shoved
[Verse 1]
I’ma drive a plane, so I’m gonna crash
Don’t look in my room, you’ll find a porn stash
People in my grade always play Clash
I’m gonna get out of here like a four-meter-dash
I’m gonna watch Brandon Rogers
Why are there so many robbers?
There’s a problem with me in case you couldn’t tell
I will never bе as “good” as Adele
Do you wanna see a scary movie?
I hеard it has a lot of boobies
I know that’s not kid-friendly
But what do you expect? I am deadly
I’m the guy who made Lando Commando
On the cover of it was Rambo
That song gained mass popularity
I’m gonna donate the money to charity (JK!)
[Hook]
Better not make fun of me, I’m just a kid
I am gonna go off the grid
Gonna get rid of you just like I’m Thanos
I’m gonna be as famous as John Stamos
[Verse 2]
My real name is Zachary Hill, in case you couldn’t tell
I’m king of the hill
I am going to pay the bill for this really expensive grill
No, that’s not necessary
I’m gonna add a hint of berry
You might be asking which one, well
Blackberry, son
Quick
I only got a couple of more bars before I got to stars
Yes, I mean Mars
I’m gonna be seen at all of these bars
Well, this is it
I only got one more hook
To keep em in fright, I gotta leave ‘em shook
[Hook]
Better not make fun of me, I’m just a kid
I’m gonna slap you with a squid
Yeah, that is right, I can rhyme with orange
My coat ripped on this four-inch door-hinge, yeah
[Outro]
Lando Commando!