[Intro]
Alright, granny
Got one simple task
All you gotta do is go down the stairs
You think you can do it? Good
Uh, I know you can do it
So, that’s why, you’re doing it by yourself
No help needed
Uhh, let’s see how you do it
Wait, granny—
*Granny falls down the stairs*
I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up

[Verse]
Granny fell down the stairs, and she needs her Life Alert
As you can tell, she is very hurt
She is 96-years old, and she can not stand that pain
(I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!)
To her, it feels like she just got hit by a train
(I’ve fallen; can’t get up!)
Granny be trippin' though, down the stairs
Down the stairs, granny be trippin' all down the stairs
(Can't get up!)

[Outro]
How long do those stairs go down?