[Intro]

They call me the anime rapper
Because I got fat stacks of paper
When I'm sad I'm only smoking that water vapor

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Anime, Anime, Anime

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Titties, titties, titties

(Origami make that paper, yeah)

[Hook]

They call me the anime rapper
Because I got fat stacks of paper
When I'm sad i'm only smoking that water vapor
After the group poop we all left and said "later"
My favorite movie is Cars, and my favorite character is Tomator
Went to Florida and got my legs chopped off by an alligator
I rode up the wall in a see-through elevator
TF2 it turns out the spy was a traitor
[Verse 1]

I bought a new watch but it's already been clocked
Brandon on wipe-out get smacked out, he got knocked
I'm out here rappin' like I am 2Pac
Pull up on the homies with a bayoneted Glock
I'm slapping my waifu's face with the fat end of my cock
I ordered a boat off Amazon, it's a yacht
I bought myself a jet-pack and I'm flyin' in a flock
Caught playing the piano, not Beethoven, but I'm Bach
Pull up with the Musket I shot, but had the safety on lock
Got involved in a fist fight, dodged the first hit then got socked

[Verse 2]

I fuck a bitch like hentai while I call my homies "Senpai"
I fill her with my cum, damn I made that bitch a cream pie
Went on Fortnite saw Travis Scott made me wanna cry
Sat on the beach sun-burnt man my feet really feelin' dry
The police interviewed me to see if I'm a Lolicon I was scared I had to lie, I lied to Jonathan, he thought I was a girl but I'm actually a guy
So as an apology I went and baked him a pie
I was dying on the streets then I found my wallet and it said "bye-bye"
Got in an argument with this loser named Shai
He pissed his pants because we found out he was bi

[Verse 3]
My wife is dead, but her corpse still gives me good head
I took a piss it kinda hurt and it was red
My mom told me to feed the cat, but it was already fed
She said don't take long, I said "that's what she said"
Woke up last night with some stomach pain and at 3AM I shit a whole brick of lead
We are very poor and sometimes can't afford bread
That's why I robbed a store for one hundred sixty-four thousand, three hundred twenty-nine dollars, now I swim instead
Also, now we can afford bread
You mess with the crew, Tyreese he's not black, he'll give you the D.D to the O.S
I traded a paperclip for sixty-nine cents
He said, "hell yeah"

[Verse 4]

I came all over this body pillow while dry humping it
That's a big mess
There's a sale at the supermarket, 30% less
I'm a mob boss but I'm super good at chess
All my slaves were farming so I killed all the pest
My face got pushed into a girls big oppai, I felt blessed
If I want a genetic cat girl
I gotta pass the test

[Hook]

They call me the anime rapper
Because I got fat stacks of paper
When I'm sad I'm only smoking that water vapor
After the group poop we all left and said "later"
My favorite movie is Cars, and my favorite character is Tomator
Went to Florida and got my legs chopped off by an alligator
I rode up the wall in a see-through elevator
TF2 it turns out the spy was a traitor
[Outro]

(Now how do I stop this?)