[Intro]
Step right up, folks
Anarchy for sale!

[Verse 1]
T-shirts: only ten dollars
Badges: only $3.50
I nicked the design, never asked the band
I never listen to them, either

[Pre-Chorus]
Buy, buy, buy! From Circle A
Like hula hoops, it's a disposable craze
Another fast-food fad to throw away

[Chorus]
It's anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale

[Verse 2]
Sheep unite! Get your cuddly boots and studs
Be sure to rebel in the proper style
Rebel along the paths we pick
Out of fear of peer pressure we create
[Pre-Chorus]
Hey, you! Get those flyers off my wall
No commie peace shit in my boutique
No one here cares what that all means

[Chorus]
It's anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale

[Verse 3]
Our town sucks; our scene rules
To belong, you must buy into it
So, we sold you metal spike bracelets
So, c'mon, let's see a good fight

[Chorus]
That's anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale
Anarchy for sale