[Intro]
I wanna live! I wanna live! Help me, Laurie! Please!
I promise not to try and kill myself anymore
Save me, and I swear I'll be a better father
I'll be a better man, I'll be a better everything
All I ask is, make me a better [?]

[Chorus]
Clarence's dead dad is in my attic
Clarence's dead dad is in my attic

[Verse 1]
You don't wanna lose to me at poker
Really don't wanna lose to me at poker
Or you'll end up like

[Chorus]
Clarence's dead dad is in my attic
Clarence's dead dad is in my attic

[Verse 2]
He gave me all his DVDs
Some of them were absolute classics
Some of them I really rated
Some of them I fuckin' hated
[Chorus]
Clarence's dead dad's DVDs
Clarence's dead dad's DVDs

[Verse 3]
Clarence was trying to sell his house
So he gave me his taxidermy fox
Gave me the ashes of his dead dad
And I put them both up in my loft

[Chorus]
Clarence's dead dad and a taxidermy fox
Clarence's dead dad and a taxidermy fox
Yeah

[Outro]
Clarence's dead dad, Clarence's dead dad
Clarence's dead dad, Clarence's dead dad
Clarence's dead dad, Clarence's dead dad
Clarence's dead dad, Clarence's dead dad