[Verse 1]
Your lips say one thing
But the drugs, they say another
How can I massage
This intergalactic ulcer?

[Refrain]
Goodbye sober day
Goodbye sober day
Hello Milky Way

[Segue]
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes

[Chorus]
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away

[Post-Chorus]
Ghosts of the past become barbarians of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
[Chorus]
Goodbye sober day
And hello, milky way

[Bridge]
May your sun be blown out just like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood

(Scatting)

[Verse 2]
Ha!

What word would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
And then made soup of your bones?

[Refrain]
Goodbye sober day
Bye-bye sober day
Bye-bye sober day
Bye-bye sober day
Goodbye sober day
Goodbye sober day
Hello Milky Way
[Outro]
[*screaming*]