[Chorus: Ludwig Kronstrand]
She wants a stone, you want a diamond
Then you have come wrong, then I'm not the right man
Because I only play striker, I don't play back
When they played checkers I play chess
Because, listen, I'm a playboy, party all night
But also work hard so I work all night
She wants a stone, you want a diamond
Then you have come wrong, then I'm not the right man
[Verse 1: Ludwig Kronstrand]
I have too much anger to buy a diamond
I'm too cute to pull up with a gun
If someone wants an orgie, “No, we're a band”
If I were to die now, there is nothing at all
I call my mother and I ask how it is
Twenty-four hours in a cell, I sat and criеd
I thought I was tough until they threw me in thеre
“Please, I do art, I'm not made for this”
The haters on Flashback, you get no cashback
Of course we can work but you can't go strapped here
No, I have to say no, I do not want any gangbang
You can take my number because I don't use Snapchat
Soon I'm a three-peat from my last dance
Have so much wisdom they call me granddad
I think I write songs when I write soundtracks
You will find me in the bar with twenty at Sundance
[Chorus: Ludwig Kronstrand]
She wants a stone, you want a diamond
Then you have come wrong, then I'm not the right man
Because I only play striker, I don't play back
When they played checkers I play chess
Because, listen, I'm a playboy, party all night
But also work hard so I work all night
She wants a stone, you want a diamond
Then you have come wrong, then I'm not the right man
[Verse 2: Noel Flike]
Have too much sauce, no rigatoni
Bro, you do not matter as a poor actor
Letting no one pass like a muscular goalie
And then fuck the whole game without any condom
She says I'm big and get scoliosis
Asks what she wants, she says, “Same as last”
The chance that I lose, it is microscopic
So I eat the whole soup, no minestrone
So if you have a cup or have a glass
Raise it up to the sky, the night is only a child
And I dream of a house that I will have anyway
And I fill it with all those who have been here since start
[Chorus: Ludwig Kronstrand]
She wants a stone, you want a diamond
Then you have come wrong, then I'm not the right man
Because I only play striker, I don't play back
When they played checkers I play chess
Because, listen, I'm a playboy, party all night
But also work hard so I work all night
She wants a stone, you want a diamond
Then you have come wrong, then I'm not the right man
[Verse 3: Dante Lindhe]
I'm intellectual and I like smoking
I don't take any pills, no paracetamol
I don't want to waste cash but I still want to afford
Doesn't matter, everyone still hates me
“Dante, he is this”, saying, “Dante, he is that”
But Dante have a bowl and he fills it with sauce
I will buy a horse, I will buy a farm
Let all my grandkids come and visit
I know, last year was a catastrophe
And I wanted to quit, throw the pen under the bed
I wanted kids, maybe move away
But now I'm happy that I stayed
I'm intellectual, I'm too smart
All haters want to eat, eat from my plate
Listen, you snakes creeping in the dark
I shot doves when they played darts
[Outro: Ludwig Kronstrand]
With a French 75 a night made for romance
She has a knife in the mouth like a pirate or bandit
She doesn't want my love but she knows I'm fragile
So she stabs me in the back like all beautiful woman does