[Rei Amayado]
Yo! How goes it, three brothers?
Reality is tough, too many what-ifs
Get up and fight, rage on
Even then you still haven't seen much
You’re half-assed and undeveloped
I'll prove that you're an unblooming flower
Open those eyes, the past is no more
You’ll have to build up again from age two

[Saburo Yamada]
Party-crashing lowest of the low swindler
Running your mouth all the time, I'd rather you die
Shellfish only burns, go back to the boonies
You reek like hell, I'll rebel, avoiding your trap with ease
Your words are totally unnecessary
I'll rip off that fake-ass disguise leaving you nowhere to hide
Our bond is legendary, we won't be stomped out
Ignoring the trash to proceed with no effort

[Rosho Tsutsujimori]
You're pissing me off, your blood sugar must be low
You should afford to at least have breakfast
If you spend all that time yapping, why not study?
You ought to learn real academism
Jiro, Jiro, are you okay with low intelligence?
To be humble I'll at least whisper
According to my calculations you should learn to count
You'd fit right in at an elementary school
[Jiro Yamada]
Shut it, teach! You’re hella strict
Wait, what was your name? I forgot already
Feeling nervous? Whatever man
Listen here, you’re way too haughty
That's it for class? You’re outta your mind
You'd better go back to kindergarten
You're a chihuahua against a siberian tiger
We'll take you down in one blow, just watch

[Hook]
Joy! Joy! Battle! Battle!
Higher and higher, everyone get up now
Joy! Joy! This fever won’t cool down
An exciting battle of words for show
Come on now, go, Osaka, go, Osaka, go
Quit the fussing and put your hands up
Let's get it, go, 'Bukuro, go, 'Bukuro, go
Raise your voice from the pit of your gut

[Sasara Narude]
High time to enter stage as the lead role
Your right-hand men are nothing to sneeze at
You're too uptight and super boring
It's for the better that you have no talent
Ichiro, you might have blood ties, but still
Your bonds are weak and not quite enough
Tempo, in time, get in with the line
Bring it on 50,000 times with the three-way manzai
[Ichiro Yamada]
What you said is just plain wrong
I'll change reality with words
You're so flippant, being a street clown would suit you
Getting right to it, just take our requiem
Floaty words like that won't sting us at all
My hard-earned skills keep up the fight
I'll prove it to you right here and now
You won't even be able to reach us

[Dotsuitare Hompo]
America's tears
Japan's laughter
The perfect trio
Appears in a flash
Setting the precedent
Thanks for the wus up
King of amusement
You're in the right place
Money making on and on little by little
Light a fire in your heart, baby
Osaka's forecast is 1000% clear
We make the ultimate entertainment

[Buster Bros!!!]
Spirit, skill, strength
Watch and learn
Of course you need awareness too
3, 6, 0, right, left
Look forward to which bro's up next
Noisy idiots come on get out of the way
Blood is thicker than water as brothers
We'll blow you clear outta the park
Get hyped up, it's our showtime
[Hook]
Joy! Joy! Battle! Battle!
Higher and higher, everyone get up now
Joy! Joy! This fever won't cool down
An exciting battle of words for show
Come on now, go, Osaka, go, Osaka, go
Quit the fussing and put your hands up
Let's get it, go, 'Bukuro, go, 'Bukuro, go
Raise your voice from the pit of your gut

[Rosho Tsutsujimori & Sasara Narude]
Teacher, how's our Jiro doing in school?
He's dying from homework and his classmates would rather die too
That'll show badly on his record, won't it?
He's gotta be held back a year, but I think that's what he wants
Then what should we do about Saburo?
He's just his big bro's dog, y'know
He's nervous and bites off more than he can chew, right?
Just a dog, huh… Well, whatever!

[Jiro Yamada & Saburo Yamada]
Don't make me laugh, I'll put up a fight
You trashy lot really have no style
Vulgar comedian and shitty professor
Hot water level rising, you can't get further
Sounds just like you farted in the water
A slimy and plain ol' boring opera
Frankly, you're no match for us
Don't provoke us
You asked for it once you made us foes
Fighting our target, invincible danger

[Rei Amayado]
Well Ichiro, you're up against me
Will you live through it this time?
Take it to heart, I'm telling you the truth
Answer me, how far does your own trust go?
No regrets, doesn't matter who
If you stand in the way I'll crush you too
I'll show you the difference in our experience
You're still a kid and have ways to go

[Ichiro Yamada]
Certain victory is my sense of justice
I'll stick with it and suggest the same to you
Old man, only thinking of yourself is no way to live
Living each day for my bros is an accomplishment
I'll crush you with no holds barred
Battle ready Buster Bros!!! with full mastery
Limitless potential and unified power
From me to you that's my best answer

[Hook]
Joy! Joy! Battle! Battle!
Higher and higher, everyone get up now
Joy! Joy! This fever won't cool down
An exciting battle of words for show
Come on now, go, Osaka, go, Osaka, go
Quit the fussing and put your hands up
Let's get it, go, 'Bukuro, go, 'Bukuro, go
Raise your voice from the pit of your gut

[Outro]
Higher and higher, everyone get up now
Joy! Joy! Joy! Joy!
Joy! Joy! Joy! Joy!
An exciting battle of words for show
Everybody say
Joy! Joy! Joy! Joy!
Joy! Joy! Joy! Joy!