[Verse 1]
After [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk
After [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk


[Verse 2]
A-a-a-after [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk
After [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk
After [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk
After [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk
[Instrumental]

[Bridge]
After [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk
After [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk
After [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk
After [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk


[Verse 3]
After [eating] your delicious soup
I do not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I am allergic to milk
After [eating] your delicious soup
I will not move from the toilet
That soup included milk;
I now have diarrhea