[Intro]
Now that's a funny question
I wouldn't have spent months making you run if I had other women on my mind
You're my raison d'être
Come home, babe, I've made some resolutions
Now that's a funny question
I wouldn't have spent months making you run if I had other women on my mind
You're my raison d'être
Come home, babe, I've made some resolutions

[Verse 1]
I want you to slide onto the floor
I want us to break a sweat on the divan
I want you to put on a Queen record, I want some sun
I wanna go look in between your thighs in silence
I want you to know I got a hard-on, I'm at the climax
You're gonna have to tend to my [dick], that's your problem
Baby, I'm still a romantic
You're the only woman in my life
The others were fake, they were ugly
But you, you're too beautiful

[Verse 2]
You followed me home
I put your suspicions to rest in an armoire full of my own pick up lines
You're my raison d'être
I don't have any more lines in my head
For every problem, there's a solution
I've got weed, release the pressure
After the doobie, no more stress
Darling, you look at me as if, one day, I'm gonna hurt you
That stops me from getting hard enough for us to fuck like turtles

[Verse 3]
I want you to slide onto the floor
I want us to break a sweat on the divan
I want you to put on a Queen record, I want some sun
I wanna go look in between your thighs in silence
I wanna throw dynamite at your problems
Harvest the fruit of our night, far from sleep
Baby, I'm still a romantic
When I was talking to those other girls
It was just to tell them
How beautiful you are

[Bridge]
Now that's a funny question
I swear you're the most beautiful
Now that's a funny question
Yeah really, when I kiss you, it's like ...
A sort of sophisticated dolphin

[Verse 4]
Body against body, lips against lips
Darling, that's the only way it works
I already liked you in middle school
Love in the workplace sucks, but you weren't a colleague
And if it's not you, eh, it's not you and it's no one else either
I promise
For you, I would give up the throne, maybe even the mic
But before that, you need to tell me, "I love you"
It has to come out of your mouth like in a shitty movie
The girls from before were sluts
I've made mistakes, but I'll be faithful
We're on same page about this ride
I'll give you the love you deserve, even if you only give me back a tenth of that
I wrote it all down in a notepad

[Outro]
Now that's a funny question, a funny question
Now that's a funny question
Now that's a funny question
Now that's a funny question
A funny question