[Intro: Lindemann]
Fuck fuck fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck her hard
[Verse 1: Lindemann]
I never wanted to go to school
I rather wanted to watch TV
Instead of adding stupid sums
Or subtracting or dividing
You won’t need any calculating
Why should I still think so much?
Why torturing oneself with numbers?
While there are machines to count money
[Pre-Chorus: Lindemann]
Fuck, fuck, fuck maths
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck her hard
Fuck, fuck, fuck maths
Algebra is not important
[Chorus: Lindemann]
Fuck, fuck, fuck maths
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck her hard
Fuck, fuck, fuck maths
Algebra is not important
[Verse 2: Lindemann]
I never wanted to go to school
Calculating roots, counts, integration
Geometry and these quotients
They are fucking useless later
[Verse 3: Haftbefehl]
Joint in the corner of my mouth
And I’m on my way to school
Eyes red like tomatoes
Kool Savas LMS in my walkman, whore
[LMS by Kool Savas is a famous classic of oldschool German rap]
What Algebra, bitch?
I only know street maths
I learnt calculating by selling hash and weed
I put it on the scale and you pay me
[Pre-Chorus: Lindemann]
Finally we need to write a test
The teacher is happy when we suffer
I only say what everybody thinks
You can skip on that maths crap
[Chorus: Lindemann]
Fuck, fuck, fuck maths
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck her hard
Fuck, fuck, fuck maths
Algebra is not important
[Verse 4: Haftbefehl]
Back then I came to school
But I was three weeks too late
My teacher said: Who are you?
I was like: Ah what are you trying to tell me?
I packed my bag full of drugs
Back then I was only fifteen
I threw my chair out of the window
And said: Bye, you sons of bitches
[Bridge: Lindemann]
One plus one is two, two plus two is four
I don’t need to know more, yeah, that’s enough for me
Why torturing oneself with numbers?
While there are machines to count bucks
[Verse 5: Lindemann]
There are so many know-it-alls, that know it all
Those know-it-alls, they should fuck off
They can get together in their maths club
Have good grades, but shitty clothes
[Pre-Chorus: Lindemann & Haftbefehl]
Fuck, fuck, fuck maths
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck her hard
Fuck, fuck, fuck maths
Algebra is not important
[Chorus: Lindemann]
Fuck, fuck, fuck maths
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck her hard
Fuck, fuck, fuck maths
Algebra is not important
[Outro]
We weigh money, we don’t need to calculate (no)
We weigh money
We weigh money, we don’t need to calculate (no)