[Verse 1]
The monster exposed himself from underground
Burning his face as he ran through the town
Hoping the patrons just don't hear a sound

[Verse 2]
Heart, court and harmony just ain't the same
My black and their green playing some games
I've got all these pictures, I just need the frames

[Chorus 1]
These are the things that you'll never do
Feeding the wife on the phone
And there you are, all on your own

[Verse 3]
Red and blue, I want to like a hole in the head
It slopes in the middle and is stopping them dead
I'd like to help them, I've already said

[Chorus 2]
These are the things that you'll never do
Running away from your home
And there you are, all on your own