Kirby:
Po-yo poyo pi!

King Dedede:
You'll never catch Dedede!

Kirby:
Po-yo pi ya e!

King Dedede:
In this race I am the gourmet king!

Run, dash, slide and jump
Beside me you're just a chump

Think you can eat more?
Let's even out the score!

Step up to the plate, Kirby
You ain't got muffin on me

Kirby:
Hi-ya! Yo! Poyo poyo pi!
Ee-ya pi-ya yo! Hoy-ya poyo yee ya!

King Dedede:
Doughnut underestimate
The power that I under-cake
Kirby:
Eе-ya pi poyo wee-a ee-ha!

King Dedede:
Can you stomach a gourmеt race
With "The King Of The Show"?
Three courses to show your prowess
And see how far you'll go

If you're truly a hungry boy
Then Kirby, you should know
You've got a lot to ketchup with
If you want to overthrow

Kirby:
*Poyos rapidly*

King Dedede:
Hope that you're ready to eat my dust
Because you won't succeed
There's nobody one this planet
That loves food more than me

Remember the name that beats you
It's the one King Dedede!
Do you like the flavor?
It's the taste of your defeat!
(Spoken)
King Dedede:
*Laughter*
Hand me another bag of them chips!