[Bigger and better than ever!]
'boutta be a warm december!
Let you [steal] the [fountain]?!
Never!!! [don’t touch that] [lever]

Perhaps i had to change the plot
But face it, [bambi], you've been caught
And [hochi mama] does it feel
Like [$4.99], boy, what a [death]

[now's your chance to be a big shot]
You [killed the dinosaurs?!]
But i'm too hot!
In my [new deal], kid, there’s no spot
For a [doe-eyed dumbass] to cast her lot
Only [cold] [singles] left to stand
Once i [crush (orange)] you
Like a [crush (orange)] can
I'll [proceeds to charity] with my plan!
[now's your chance to be a big shot]
[commemorative ring] that tied the knot
[best buy] i made since '97
For thе [lock & lock]
At the gates of [heavеn]
I see the [strings]
On your soul through the snow
Although
[you aren't my usual kid, you know]
[my name is] spamton [giga]
To the sky i've climbed
[with the power of] [giga]
Give you a [champion time!]

[saveing the] [fountain]
For the [freedom] i hold [deer]
[then one foggy] [kris][mas eve]
Perhaps god would lend an [eyes]

[jingle bells, jingle bells,]
Drag you down to [heaven]
Oh, what fun it is to [die]
In [1997]

Think your [pipis] is so [big shot]
Since you got [soul]?!
But i'm [big]ger!
But i'm [shot]er!
I'll be free and whole!!1!
What the [!?$#] goes down
There in your quiet town
To leave you [all alone]
In the [freeze]ing snow?!

You're free!!!
[h...a...p...p...y...]
Give that [soul] to me!!!!
[i've come to make an announcement]
[save 15% or more on] a trouncin’!
A good [bisnessman] gets pouncin’
Now your [severance check] is bouncin'!

That [bulldozer] and [twitter.com]
Saved you from my [rope] and [bombs]
Since you [let it go] for kris
You’ll die by [super laser]
[pipis]

Took that chance to answer the [phone]
That call's for me, kid!1
Throw me a bone!
Such [genorisity]! you'll soon [atone]
A deal's a deal, girl! pay your loan!
Big arms, big shots, we got it all
These [goods] send winter into [fall]
[a back-to-school sale]
With the power of [whalе]
Spamton g. spamton will prevail!

Those [schmucks] stood no chance
Now you [wear the pants]
Yet you wanna brawl!?
[we are issuing a product recall]
I’ll liquidate all your assets
A [hot, hot deal!] you will [rеgret]
Your jack[deer]ery
Won't [screw over] me!
This is my [city]
[please just let me free]
Used [my precious]
[investmence] in might
And now you're
[gettin' freaky on a friday night, yeah!]

Don't you know how hard i toiled?!
Why should you collect the spoils!?
I'm the [hottest guy in havana], goil!
[and here we are!] [you will be boiled.]

Give me back my [hyperlink blocked]
You talk the [talk]
But don't walk the [walk]
Beneath my [foot locker]
The city rocks!
Leave me the [fountain]
Or i'll knock your socks!

[now's your chance to be a big shot]
Won't take the [freedom] that i brought
With [luck] and [pluck]
This salesman fought
For [prizes], [hotsingle], and [yacht]
And as the dow jones roses and falls
This [big bull] rules it all!

[now's your chance to be a big shot]
The biggest of all! is that 4ll you got?!
Put on the [big] girl pants you brought
But you're just a [jitterbug]
I will swat!
One [final offer]
The [big]gest deal that i will show
[wanna have a bad time? then let's go]

There'll be no more [pain]
You won't [freeze] again
Face a true [salesman]
Who'll split your heart in twain

You chose [freedom]
And paid zero [kromer], kid
Bein' [ahnold] won't save you
From what you did!

Throw your [ice cubes] all you like
They'll do no harm
Heaters run to keep my [cungadero] warm

I'm too [big] to fail!
Spamton g.'s upscale!
[as per my last e-mail,]
Now i'll end your tale!!

Spamton's on a [hot streak], baby!
I'm on top of the world
You cannot stop me, girl!

You're lost
In [sauce]
I'm the final boss!!!

[i'm gonna be the king of] [heaven]
[it'll be me!] [number one '97]
There's no way that spamton's lettin'
Some [month-old christmas cookie]
Get in!

Come on, [shake that bottom line]
The [fountain] shall be [mine, all mine!]
You got [guts], that much is true
But this whole thing's
Much [big]ger than you!

[you're our thousandth customer!]
[bombs] and missiles bustlin' her!
[big]ger! better! [bussin']er!
[a winner is you!][no fuss][kromer]

So here's a [specil] [ride around town]
Let's turn this shindig upside down!
Now [the whole city]
Will be reformed
In [earthquakes and thunderstorms]

Hear the [pipis] cry
Hear the [pipis] fry
I'm the [big]gest, hence
My [towering defense]
It's just like [dave & buster's]
And goliath
'cept goliath's the one who triumphs!

[you are so] [so] [small!]
You just don't stand tall!
Frankly, i'm appalled
That you fight at all!
[please remember to take your receipt]
Once in my fire you face defeat
Try to put my plans on ice?!
Now you'll watch those numbers rise!!!