(Intro)
LOOKIE HERE, IT'S YAPE!
I'M BACK FOR MORE!

(Verse 1)
Stalling time because
There is watermark-less footage
Juno needs to record!

(Verse 2)
I am stronger than an anime swordsman!
Wait, this game doesn't have anime swordsmen?
Who am I supposed to flex on now?!

(Verse 3)
Open the Thousand Year Dousand
Yape is more iconic on this channel
Than Bowser!

(Bridge)
And by the way...
Would you guys buy Yape plushies?
Comment below!

(Verse 4)
Yape is here to turn thе tables!
Worth a lot when bought from Staples!
I will mеss paper in the ways
That only Yape can do!
Will I finally tell you how?
No
(Verse 5)
Everybody clap along for the Yape Rap!
There's no one that resists the Yape Rap!
All the lines are gonna end in "Yape Rap"!
Lyrics are easy! Yape Rap!

(Verse 6)
Now your office is my lair
I will break your swivel chair
Then I'll snap Mario's neck
And give you many side effects!
Yape is strong, now hear it sing
Over double vomiting!
You can't fathom pain I bring
To hail the Origami Korigami

(Verse 7)
Yape is mighty, Yape is strong
Yape took over this here song!
Lord Crump can stuff it!
You aren't my us-

(Outro)
Yes, the only reason I came back is because at the time of writing this song, there weren't any videos of Thousand Year Door footage without a watermark in the corner, so Juno had to play through the game to get footage for the channel

Anyways, BUY YAPE FOR ONLY $4790 AT STAPLES!