[Yoshi]
I am Yoshisaur Munchakoopas
Here to commit tax fraud!
At not paying the government
I am a fiscal god!

I've threaded every loophole
So I can keep my cash!
Committing federal crime is a blast!

There are lots of tricks I know
And secrets that I've found
To keep my income in the black
And keep my taxes down!

There is no way I will pay
For the needs of the USA
Not paying taxes is A-OK!

The Feds cannot take a cent from my nest egg
I know the Guv'm'nt's game!
I'm gonna keep the dough that I make
Because civic duty's lame!
Keep all my assets ovеrseas
It's not illegal if you don't get caught!
I lovе commiting tax fraud!
Commiting tax fraud!
Ta-ta-tax fraud!

Threading every loophole
So I can keep my cash!
Committing federal crime is a—

[spoken]

[DJ. Hallyboo]
HAW HAW HAW!
GOTCHA, TAX FRAUDER!

[Yoshi]
OH NOOOOOOOO!!!
Wait, I thought you were the anti-piracy guy?

[DJ. Hallyboo]
Eh, the Feds are understaffed
Anyways...
You thought you were a clever boy, huh?!
Time to pay your tyrannosaurus debt!
HAW HAW HAW!

[Yoshi]
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
[DJ. Hallyboo]
No seriously, do not commit tax fraud, this channel is not responsible for whatever happens if you do. HAW HAW HAW!