King K. Rool:
OHHHHHHH!

Make way for the king of the Kremling Krew
I've got here a shanty, just for you
'Bout how I'm the greatest king of all time
(And I'll make sure you get it all in rhyme!)

You can't stop the croc with the belly made of brass
I'm T H I C C
I will kick you in the butt, I will pound you in the grass!
Heft and might, that's me alright!
Everyone hail to the Kremling King!

Now tempo increase by a couple knots, it's time they all see what K. Rool's got!

(Spoken)
Now cue the tempo change of evil!

(Sung)
You can't hope to face my power
For this is my finest hour!
Kongs will topple like a tower!

I don't need a break this time!
I came prepared with extra rhymes!
I don't know just who would dare
To face a crocodile with such flair!
Here I come, just me and you!
Lock, stock, and barrel, Kremling Krew!
The mighty croc who never fails upon the seven seas to sail!

Kremling Khorus:
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to the king! To might of which we sing!

Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremling Krew!

King K. Rool:
You can't hope to face my power
For this is my finest hour!

Move it groove it
Watch me see me
Claw 'em roll 'em
Stomp 'em teeny
I play this game of mine, they do as they hear me!

And do you stammer, stammer, seeing my eye?
You better scurry, see me, flee me, hurry, you better fly!
Ready already? We need to go
Increase the pressure here we go
I'm totally the top of every
D
K
C
Now!

You need a shanty, shanty, shanty, a song!
You oughta see me play my music, gotta follow along!
You got it!

Kremling Khorus:
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to K. Rool! Oh, the king of the Kremling Krew!

King K. Rool:
You can't hope to face my power
For this is my finest hour!
I decree, you all shall cower!

(Spoken)
SURPRISE!
You thought we'd only go through once?!
We've hit a milestone, you dunce!
Cue the del segno of evil!
(Sung)
You can't hope to face my power
For this is my finest hour!
Kongs shall topple like a tower!

You've got the croc who's got the tools
To crush underfoot those apey fools
Who hoard bananas in a hole
Don't stop me now, I'm on a roll!

I'm feeling quite over the moon
So I think I shall extend this tune!
Kremling Krew, together now! Everybody go to town!

Kremling Khorus:
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to the king! To might of which we sing!

Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremling Krew!

King K. Rool:
You can't hope to face my power
For this is my finest hour!

You can't stop the croc, I got an eye on you!
All the haters getting keelhauled by the Kremling Krew!
I'll let Diddy drop, you can't stop
K. Rool, I'mma toss my crown and climb to the top!

Interior crocodile alligator
Everyone bow to the Kremling invader
Can't face our power? I'll see you later
K. Rool's flying higher than an elevator!

Ready already? We need to go
Increase the pressure here we go
I'm totally the top of every
D
K
C
Now!

You need a shanty, shanty, shanty, a song!
You oughta see me play my music, gotta follow along!
You got it!

Kremling Khorus:
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to the king! To the king of the Kremlings!
Hail to K. Rool! Oh, the king of the Kremling Krew!

King K. Rool:
You can't hope to face my power
For this is my finest hour!
I decree: You all shall cower!

(Spoken)
Another one knocked out of the park!
Score one for the Kremling Krew!
I'll be in my trailer