If you need a woman in bed with you
Tell her in front what you can do
It's easy, easy as pie
You don't have to BS her, you don't have to lie

If you play the guitar, it won't be long
You'll be writin' and singin' them songs
It's easy, easy you bet
You'll be big, if you don't quit

If you feel kind of lonesome, no friends in sight
Get yourself a dog, it will be all right
Get yourself two, lucky you
One thing nice, it'll be there twice to love you

It's so easy getting through these times
So easy with your life and mine

If a woman thinks she's ugly or always depressed
She can go out and buy herself a new dress
It's easy, easy for her
Solves all of her problems, that's for sure

It's so easy getting through these times
So easy with your life and mine
If cash is your problem, you might regret
And use that old plastic, slide two-third in debt
It's easy, easy you see
If tomorrow never comes, everything is free

So easy getting through these times
So easy with your life and mine

It's so easy getting through these times
So easy with your life and mine