[Verse 1]
Well I met this woman, she was hard as nails
I think she'd just come out of the county jail
But I loaned her some money, just to pay her rent

[Chorus]
If I would she would put me in her last will and testament

[Verse 2]
Well I got lots of children, an ex-wife or two
I never hear from them, until the bills are due
The money I gave them, they already spent
If I could just slip them out

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
You know I'm going over sixty, I'm older than most
It won't be long now, I'll be nothing but a ghost
My intentions, it's my intent

[Chorus]

[Verse 4]
And when it's all over, they put you in the ground
Send my belongings to the lost and found
My intention, it's my intent
[Chorus]

[Outro]
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