[Verse 1]
Well I cannot read and I cannot write
And I do not know my left from right

[Chorus]
I cannot tell if the sun's going to shine
And I do not know if you will ever be mine
But I will make love to you any old time at all

[Verse 2]
I cannot swim and I cannot fly
I am no fish, am a bird in the sky

[Chorus]
I cannot tell if the sun's going to shine
And I do not know if you will ever be mine
But I will make love to you any old time at all

[Verse 3]
I cannot count from one to ten
And I do not know the shape I am in

[Chorus]
I cannot tell if the sun's going to shine
And I do not know if you will ever be mine
But I will make love to you any old time at all