[Verse 1]
Yeah!
I was talking to the postman
He mentioned your name
Seems like everybody
Everybody knows about my good thing

[Chorus]
Call the plumber darling
There must be a leak in my drain
It seems like everybody
Everybody knows about my good thing

[Verse 2]
Yeah!
I was talking to my neighbour
About the way you wear your hair
He said you must have a lot of children
Because the milk man is always there

[Chorus]
Call the plumber darling
There must be a leak in my drain
It seemed like everybody, everybody, everybody knows
Everybody knows about my good thing
C'mon! Yeah! Alright, play a solo
[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
I was talking to the butcher
He said you always look so neat
I guess that's why my freezer
Is always full of meat

[Chorus]
Call the plumber darling
There must be a leak in my drain
It seems like everybody, everybody
Everybody knows about my good thing

[Verse 4]
Last time, here we go
Everybody, I said everybody knows about my
Everybody knows about my good thing
Everybody knows knows that, nobody wants to be my woman
Nobody wants to be, oh no, no

[Chorus]
Call the plumber darling
There must be a leak in my drain
Yeah!
It seems like everybody, everybody, everybody
Everybody knows about my good thing