[Verse 1: DefinitelyDevv]
I said certified freak
Seven days a week
Big and stinky
Make that wiping game weak

[Chorus: DefinitelyDevv]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you playing with some squishy turds
Bring a bucket and a mop for these squishy turds
Give me everything you got for these squishy turds

[Verse 2: DefinitelyDevv]
Change its shape, like its play doh
Make a bird or a crow
Make a turd right in your face
Swipe the paper dont leave a trace
Hop on the toilet , I wanna poo
Its too full got no more room
Poop in your mouth, poop in your eyes
When you smell it your gonna cry
Cmon poop, don't bе shy
Poop on my head, down to my thighs
I want you to poop that big stinky
Right in the little toilеt
Make it overflow , make it blow
Out in public, cause you gotta show
I don't wipe and I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this smudge (ayy, ayy)
[Chorus: DefinitelyDevv]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you playing with some squishy turds
Bring a bucket and a mop for these squishy turds
Give me everything you got for these squishy turds

[Verse 3: KittyKat
Gobble It, swallow it, just eat all of it
Quick, poop out before you make me eat cheese
I put it in the toilet, so i never gotta pee
I'll poop on him before I have a turd running me
Talk your crap, bite your smell
Ask for paper while i poop out shelves
You never gotta poop for a thing
He made his mind up before he came
Now get your paper and your potty
For this big and smelly
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this big and smelly
Pay my tuition just to poop
On this big and smelly
Now take a pee if you wanna
See some Big and smelly

[Chorus: DefinitelyDevv]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you playing with some squishy turds
Bring a bucket and a mop for these squishy turds
Give me everything you got for these squishy turds
[Verse 4: DefinitelyJu]
Look, I need a hard Shitter, I need a Big pooper
I need a pee in the sinker, I need a pee smoker
Not a garden poo, I need a king crapper
With a hook in it, hope it pee over
He got some turds, then that's where I'm headed
Poopy 420, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna poo in it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna pee, I wanna poop
I wanna crap inside his shoe
I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing
That is hanging out of my butt
My poop game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in as food and it's coming out as poop
I poop all the time like the cops behind me
I spit on his turds and now he tryna sign me, woo

[Verse 5: DefinitelyCamy]
Your honor, I'm a pooper,butthole,burner
Switch my paper, make him feel like he peeing
Put him on the toilet, give him something to poop in
Never missed a poop, but I'm looking to pee
I eat the food chain, I'm the one to poop it
If he ate my poop, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big diarrhea
I could make you poop before I ever meet ya
If it don't pee, then he can't poop
You can't hurt my bowels, but I like the pain
If he poops on me and ask, "What is it?"
When I smell the poop, I'ma say its grain
[Chorus: DefinitelyDevv]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you playing with some squishy turds
Bring a bucket and a mop for these squishy turds
Give me everything you got for these squishy turds