You used to neck everything in sight
Down at the club on a Thursday night
It was five-O here, it was five-O there
It was really messy and we didn't really care

But what’s gone on, what can I see?
You're all getting mugged by the aristocracy
But what's gone on, what can I see?
You’re all getting mugged by the right wing beast, yeah

Ya tailored look isn't real anymore
You've actually just reversed into your neighbours' wall
I know you really haven't, but you know what I mean
Your head's full of sauce, you're a tin of baked beans

What's gone on, what can I see?
You’re all getting mugged by the aristocracy
But what’s gone on, what can I see?
You're all getting mugged by the right wing beast, yeah

It’s been here for ages
Death's stuck pages
Danger shuffle, watch that door
It's been 'ere forever
It makes the clever
Danger shuffle behind doors
It’s been here for ages
Death's stuck pages
Danger shuffle, watch that door
It's been 'ere forever
It makes the clever
Danger shuffle behind doors

I thought about deleting you on socials
Because you keep coming in with stuff
And it's winding me up, to be honest
I never see ya, I don't want to either
I'll just end up coming 'round to your house
And I'll just stick my phone in your head

But what's gone on, what can I see?
You're all getting mugged by the aristocracy
But what's gone on, what can I see?
You're all getting mugged by the right wing beast, yeah