Minds of bitter if you want me
Minds a bitter every day
I ain't a showboat but you are
And I’ll die spitting ? in your face

I heard that Rome was moved to London
I heard the monkeys hit the train
I ain't a showboat but you are
And I'll die laughing my tits off in your face

Showboat
In the magazine
Showboat
In a trendy fanzine
Showboat
Says I ain’t got a lot
Shut your mouth babe and fuck off

Cheap Keith Richards in your bellbottoms
And loads of models smoking fags
I ain't a showboat
But you are
And I'll die with these eyes over these bags

I heard that Rome was moved to London
I heard the monkeys hit the train
I ain't a showboat but you are
And I'll die laughing my tits off in your face
Showboat
In the magazine
Showboat
In a trendy fanzine
Showboat
Says I ain't got a lot
Shut your mouth babe and fuck off

Showboat
In the magazine
Showboat
In a trendy fanzine
Showboat
Says I ain't got a lot
Shut your mouth babe and fuck off