[Intro]
Real shit, uh
Yuh, yuh
That be 0ver!

[Verse 1]
I killed a father of 3 and adopted his children
Married their grandma later
I just stole M&Ms from a 5th grader
Stole crayons too, finna not give 'em back later
And I made the beat too, fuck a hater
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh
And I got abs like my first name Shaquille
And I got abs like my last name O'Neal
It's the real shit, real deal
Get the drink, don't spill

[Chorus]
Yuh, yuh
This is the real shit
Real rappa spittin real shit
Yuh, yuh
This is the real shit
Real rappa spittin real shit

[Verse 2]
I just met Joe's mama
She a ho (mama)
Told her "Merry Christmas Bitch"
Like my name Joe
Yuh, who is he?
The boy spittin facts, straight G
Not straight though
Stole from a kindergartener, make her say "no!" (no)
And I get paid, oh
Yuh, and I get laid, woah (That's cap!)

[Chorus]
Yuh, yuh
This is the real shit
Real rappa spittin real shit
Yuh, yuh
This is the real shit
Real rappa spittin real shit
Yuh, yuh
This is the real shit
Real rappa spittin real shit
Yuh, yuh
This is the real shit
Real rappa spittin real shit

[Outro]