[Verse 1]
The same blurry night where you were complaining
You weren't sure if the moon was waxing or waning
"What does it matter?" I'm able to stammer
Transitional periods leave my brain in a scatter
But I could see why you'd think I'd try to deceive you
There was that one time, and that flop of a sequel

[Chorus]
You say, "We're thick as thieves, you just can't fly with me"
I'll make it far back on my own
Take a hit of weed, and you began to wheeze
Now you're suckin' down albuterol

[Verse 2]
You stand on my bed with bootlaces still tetherеd
I could tell that you just lotioned the lеather
Trust me when I say I want to believe you
I only go out when the evening is see-through
But I could see why you'd think I'd try to deceive you
There was that one time, and that one shitty sequel

[Chorus]
You say, "We're thick as thieves, you just can't fly like me"
I'll make it far back on my own
Take a hit of weed, and you began to wheeze
Now you're suckin' down albuterol
[Chorus]
You say, "We're thick as thieves, you just can't fly like me"
I'll make it far back on my own
Take a hit of weed, and you began to wheeze
Now you're suckin' down albuterol

[Interlude]

[Chorus]
You say, "We're thick as thieves, you just can't fly with me"
I'll make it far back on my own
Take a hit of weed, and you began to wheeze
Now you're suckin' down albuterol

[Chorus]
You say, "We're thick as thieves, you just can't fly like me"
I'll make it far back on my own
Take a hit of weed, and you began to wheeze
Now you're suckin' down albuterol

[Outro]
Now you're suckin' down albuterol
Now you're suckin' down albuterol
Now you're suckin' down albuterol