[Verse 1]
Nothing clever to say, no laugh track
My blank stare's lightin' up the match
Repurposing ants from household pests
To somethin' I'll use to make a friend
She's got the praying mantises
They eat one another, she says
But now there's only one
And my conversation window's closing

[Verse 2]
Femur in a suitcase, finders keepers
Smuggle it back to Midwest states
Daily commuter on metro transit
Someday you'll release your plague
She's got the praying mantises
They eat onе another, she says
Now that therе only is one left
There's gotta be somethin' else
There's gotta be somethin' else
That I can sink my teeth into

[Outro]
Please buy more exotic pets
So I know what to talk to you about
Please buy more exotic pets
So I know what to talk to you about
Please buy more cannibal pets
So I know what to talk to you about
Please buy more exotic pets
So I know what to talk to you about