I'm sorry Ashley
That you saw it through the window
That you saw it through the window when you were standing on the grass
Of the frat that we had went to
And we didn't leave together
'Cuz upstairs it was Jacquelyn, and well she had other plans
I'm sorry Ashley
But what can be said
Cuz I know just one thing that I like better than sex

And maybe I was dropped on my head when I was a child

Cuz i like making pretty girls cry
Like making pretty girls cry

And I'm sorry Jacquelyn
I really tried to make it happen
I really tried to move my fingers in a way that I thought you'd like
And I don't need to tell ya I didn't know what I was doin'
Have mercy on a virgin, he's only seventeen
I'm sorry Jacquelyn but what can be done
Cuz' screwing up a good thing was always too much fun

But I can get off on your eyes when you kiss me goodbye
Cuz' I like making pretty girls cry
Like making pretty girls cry
And I don't know why
I don't know why
I don't know why
I don't know why
I
Like makin' pretty girls cry
Like makin' pretty girls cry
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