[Verse 1]
If it were up to me, I'd turn you into a stone
And turn the lights down low for effect
And I'd steal your cigarettes and I'd be
Softer than I am through cigarette smoke
And if anybody asks, I'll say I did it as a joke, so
But how about his loneliness? He gets it from his mom
100 dollars for his haircut, but a smile from God
And when he touches you, you'll wonder how he keeps his hands so soft
He got some money from his grandma, guess he'll never have a job

[Chorus]
Oh, pretty boy (Pretty boy)
Don't speak (Don't speak)
You pretty boys (Pretty boys)
Are only good for one thing (For one thing)

[Verse 2]
But anyways, that isn't even what I meant to say
I meant to sing a song to you to make you fall asleep
And I wouldn't have to talk to you, and you wouldn't talk to me
But I could lay on top of you and soak in all your heat
Don't let them catch you crying, boy, if it didn't really hurt
She took a drink to jog her memory, but it didn't really work
She meant to sing a song, but couldn't memorize the words
She only knew the chorus, she had to mumble through the verse
[Chorus]
Oh, pretty boy (Pretty boy)
Don't think (Don't think)
You pretty boys (Pretty boys)
Are only good for one thing (For one thing)