[Verse 1]
Dance me over to the dark side of the gym
Drinks have all been emptied, the lights have all been dimmed
That's what you wanted— to rip him limb to limb
I'll be fine, just worry about yourself

[Chorus]
Because I'm someone else
I'm someone else
I'm someone else
I'm someone else

[Verse 2]
Why even bother with that sympathetic stuff?
The confetti's decomposing, the band is packing up
And then it ends and then he's just deeply unimpressed
That can't be good for someone's mental health

[Chorus]
But I'm someone else
I'm someone else
I'm someone else
I'm someone else

[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
I need some time to compare for the big investigation
I need an alibi to confront every potential complication
I'll need to get a haircut and buy some brand new clothes (fancy shoes)
And keep that smile plastered on
What else could I do but rely on those excuses
That've got me through the years
I'll never be convicted by a jury of my peers

[Outro]
Ooh, ah
Ooh, ah