[Intro: Brad Petering]
There's a party going on across town
There's a party going on across town
There's a party going on across town
The cool party down the bar where you don't hang around

[Chorus: Brad Petering]
You're not invited
You're not invited
Yeah, we all got together and decided
You're not invited

[Verse 1: Brad Petering]
There's a party going on across town
Drivin' 'round in your Uber, tryna listen for the sound
Slow life, but you still don't know where it's going down
Hidin' out disclosed location twenty miles underground
We got Coke on tap, got a pick in my mouth
Got the leaders of the free fucking world smoking crack
It might be the grеatest fucking party in the world
But if you find the door, thеn you still don't know the code, baby

[Pre-Chorus: Brad Petering]
We got your number on file (Number on file)
At the bottom of a pile (Bottom of a pile)
Just in case we change our mind
Just in case somebody needs a ride
[Chorus: Brad Petering]
You're not invited
You're not invited
All the cool people got together and decided
You're not invited

[Post-Chorus]
It was a night to remember
It was a night to remember
It was a night to remember
It was a night to remember

[Verse 2: Brad Petering]
I've got a bunch of famous actors and a bunch of famous rappers tryna ask me for the address
We only write it down on a single stone tablet
Put it in a time capsule
We only dig it up a hundred years after it happened
Piñatas full of gold bars
Having conversations, Frank Sinatra on the aux cord
Gandhi levitating
Yeah, we all took a pill and felt pure fucking love
For one split second, we wished that you could come, but

[Pre-Chorus: Brad Petering]
(It's so exclusive) Grab the hole, kick it in
(It's so exclusive) Grab the hole, kick it in
Jesus fucking Christ himself was there and he said
“A picture of a loser stuck in line with a friend”
[Chorus: Brad Petering]
You're not invited
You're not invited
Yeah, we all got together and decided
You're not invited

[Post-Chorus]
It was a night to remember
It was a night to remember
It was a night to remember
It was a night to remember

[Outro]
You're not invited