[Verse 1: Maddie Acid]
Yo
I used to be in love with this chick Elaine
I know why, because the bitch had the best cocaine
But you couldn't tell me nothing, 'cause Elaine was fly
'Cause to me, oh my god, how she got me high
But I should've knew the consequences right from the jump
That she'd use me for my money and then played me for a chump
And like a fool on drugs, I fell for her game
But yo, I got high every time she came
I called honey dip and said, "Yo, baby, please
You gotta hook it up, it's been a hell of a week
Bring the E, plus the K, plus the whole fucking alphabet
Better play it safe, bring a whole fucking ounce of it"
Shorty came through and she was looking kinda fine
Laced her with some dough and she gave me a dime
She said she had a sale for a limited time
For an extra hundred bucks, she would blow my mind

[Chorus: Brad Petering]
Ketamine girl, don't you think it's time to go home?
(Ketamine girl from around the way)
Ketamine girl, now that you're on your own

[Verse 2: Maddie Acid]
So I gave her the bill and she got down on her knees
She slipped me a pill, and then she put me at ease
We did a little of this, plus a little of that
And when the blow got low, she let me lick the bag
That's when shorty popped the question
Said she had some shit that she copped from a dentist
Took out the vial and she poured it on her tits
Come on, baby girl, why don't you give it a sniff?
Pretty soon, I was feeling kinda dumb
When my vision went blurry and my legs went numb
Yo, I couldn't move but my eyes could see
Shorty went through my pockets for a couple of G's
Plus the link, plus the keys to the Tahoe
Slipped out the door with the mink and the Picasso
Couldn't be mad shorty robbed me clean
'Cause I guess that's what you get when you're living like a fiend
[Bridge]
By the way, dear, I'm just a little
Oh, sure, here, take twenty
Oh, no, not that much, Candy
No, no, no, help yourself, I insist

[Chorus: Brad Petering]
Ketamine girl, don't you think it's time to go home?
(Ketamine girl from around the way)
Ketamine girl, now that you're on your own

[Outro]
Cold rockin' it
Cold, cold rock-rock-rock—
I insist
Cold rockin' it