The Fightin' people think that I'm a coward
Because I never push anyone around
The gentle people call me troublemaker
Because I'm not afraid to stand my ground

Funny I don't fit
Tell me where have all the average people gone?
Funny I don't fit
Tell me where have all the average people gone?

The wealthy pеople think that I'm a hobo
Because I pay thе bills by singing songs
The actual hobos say I'm rich and privileged
In many ways, I guess they aren't wrong

The restaurant workers often roll their eyes at me
When I order soy instead of beef
But vegans call me out for animal cruelty
Because I like to eat my eggs and cheese

My family keeps tellin' me I'm whitewashed
Because I rarely speak my mother tongue
And though I'm born and raised in California
People tell me to go back to where I'm from

Funny I don't fit
Tell me where have all the average people gone?
Funny I don't fit
Tell me where have all the average people gone?
Funny I don't fit
Tell me where have all the average people gone?