[Verse 1]
Oh my god, I’m back on my bullshit
Who knew staying happy was so hard?
I just can’t do it
I tried to fight two bouncers down in New Orleans
And I spend too much time on Grindr talking to softboys from Queens

[Verse 2]
Don’t get me started on my bank account
Too many nights going out
Waiting for them to call and say "It’s not you, it’s me"
Turns out happiness is out of my price range
So I’ll just stay in my lane
And subsist on 40oz’s and chopped cheese

[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t get my started on my fragile masculinity
All I heard growing up was queer men can’t be manly
So I’ll just overcompensate with hypersexuality
And pick fights over little shit and call it integrity

[Chorus]
So what I’m saying is:
All I do is wrong, all I do is harm
All I do is wrong, all I do is harm
When I get like this it’s:
All I do is wrong, all I do is harm
All I do is wrong, all I do is harm
My closing argument is:
All I do is wrong, all I do is harm
All I do is wrong, all I do is harm

[Instrumental Outro]