Dan Bull
Counter-Strike Rap Battle
[Boyinaband]
Smash!
Through the gates
Of the nuclear plant
Not just some dudes
In a van
We're going through
With a plan
Maximum impacts's the thing that
We're after
We're gonna bring back
The big bang disaster
[Dan Bull]
These guys are
Contriving in a crime
Of the violentest type
We'll find them inside
We must deny them this
Crisis in time
[Boyinaband]
Christ, there are five
So be quiet and hide
[Dan Bull]
Because silence is vital
When trying to surprise
[Boyinaband]
You want to die or survive
In the prime of your life?
[Dan Bull]
'Cause this moment's
Your time to decide
[Boyinaband]
Get ready to
Open fire and fight
[Dan Bull]
But not 'til you
Spy the whites of their eyes
[Boyinaband]
Nice! Got him
Right in the side
With a sawed off
[Dan Bull]
Cripes! He well
Nigh blew my balls off!
There's a sniper up high
And we might be too late
[Boyinaband]
I'll provide cover fire
[Boyinaband and Dan Bull]
You try to escape!
[Chorus]
[Boyinaband]
Yo
Lock and then load
You're about to die
[Dan Bull]
Stop the bomb
From exploding in Counter Strike
[Both]
I said
Lock and then load
You're about to die
[Dan Bull]
Stop the bomb
From exploding in Counter Strike
[Dan bull]
Boom! Headshot!
Fock your mom!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
You dropped the bomb!
[Boyinaband]
Mate what, come on!?
[Dan Bull]
Make your move!
[Boyinaband]
Wait too long
Too late, you lose
[Dan Bull]
Not so fast, man
Watch when I throw this
[Boyinaband]
Holy crap! It's a flashbang
Oh sh...
[Boyinaband]
I'll be laughing when you all die
Your number's up
M249
[Dan Bull]
Agh! He's got the
Aforementioned gun
Take cover
[Dan Bull]
Aim another grenade!
[Boyinaband]
What the...?
[Boyinaband]
I set us up the bomb
Several seconds
And it's gone
[Dan Bull]
We'd better bloody run
They're wrecking it
Come on
[Boyinaband]
Fancy a cocktail?
I can make a molotov!
[Dan Bull]
Agh! This is going to
Burn the hair
On my bollock off
[Chorus]
[Boyinaband]
Yo
Lock and then load
You're about to die
[Dan Bull]
Stop the bomb
From exploding in Counter Strike
[Both]
I said
Lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb
From exploding in Counter Strike